2011 Classic: The Minecraft Logic

“Why are you punching a tree?” “I need wood for my house.” “There’s a hardware store two miles away, use the car.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »

I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

We "went" to Japan. I told her I’m jet-lagged. She said, "You’re...read more »

Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »

@Snake_Game_Pro11/30/2005 15:59I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@MP3_Encoder03/11/2003 23:10128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Bernie_Mittens05/18/2009 03:57I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@Space_Background06/12/2002 23:33The stars are aligned for this joke.

@Second_Life_Avy12/25/2009 09:39In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@GG_WP_9811/27/2010 14:28Good game, well played. This is a winner.

@Shut_Up_Money11/02/2008 11:12Shut up and take my laughter!

@Viewer_Number_101/19/1995 11:26First! And it’s funny!