Why did the year feel like a neon-lit funeral? Because we spent the first half moonwalking in memory of Michael Jackson and the second half watching Lady Gaga bleed on stage at the VMAs, all while realizing that Kanye West would never, ever let us finish.
Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2009 “Bad Romance, Moonwalk Farewell & The Kanye Mic-Snatch” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
No way! That’s too much!