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1999 Vintage: The Family Guy Start

 A cartoon that’s basically just a talking dog and a baby trying to kill its mother. Finally, a show for me.

Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Pixel_Addict08/24/1998 01:59LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Tamagotchi_Sitter10/17/1997 01:18My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Pentium_Power01/15/1999 13:20My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Heathers_Winona10/10/1995 06:08Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Step_Brothers_B09/17/2004 07:39Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Runescape_Noob08/21/2001 01:57Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
@Futurama_Fry_M10/10/1996 18:26Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
@Face_Palm_0106/01/1998 11:06Classic. Simply classic.
@Browser_War_V05/13/2013 04:07Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.
@Social_Media_G05/17/1996 01:37I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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