Why was the Ponzi scheme so big? Because $65 billion is a lot of money to “make disappear,” making Madoff the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world’s worst “investments.”
Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2008 “Bailouts & Billionaires” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
A joke for the end of the world.
The highest note of humor!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
I choose to believe it’s funny.
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.