2008 Archive: The Ghost’s Diet
Why do ghosts love lean meat? Because they want to stay “boo-tifully” thin. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 “Superpower” Edition archive.… Read More »2008 Archive: The Ghost’s Diet
2008 Archive: The Speed Racer
“I’m living life in the fast lane!” “Dave, you’re driving a Prius in an ‘Economy’ mode. You’re in the slow lane of life.” Part of the… Read More »2008 Archive: The Speed Racer
2008 Vintage: The Slipknot “All Hope Is Gone”
Why the #1? For the masked men proving that extreme metal could still be the most popular music in America. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Slipknot “All Hope Is Gone”
2008 Classic: The Gossip Girl
“You know you love me.” I said this to her. She said, “I know I love the fact that you’re finally taking out the trash.”… Read More »2008 Classic: The Gossip Girl
2008 Vintage: Bernie Madoff’s Arrest
Why was the Ponzi scheme so big? Because $65 billion is a lot of money to “make disappear,” making Madoff the undisputed heavyweight champion of… Read More »2008 Vintage: Bernie Madoff’s Arrest
2007 Legacy: The Assassin’s Creed Hood
I’ve started walking around with my hood up, trying to “blend in” with crowds. People just think I’m suspicious. Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Assassin’s Creed Hood
2007 Archive: Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Why did a family from Calabasas move into our TVs in 2007? Because Ryan Seacrest realized that watching sisters fight over a Bentley was the… Read More »2007 Archive: Keeping Up with the Kardashians
2007 Vintage: The Thermostat
She says 72 degrees is “the temperature of a dying empire.” Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Thermostat
2006 Legacy: The Firewall
I’m “blocking” the haters on my new feed. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: The “Hips Don’t Lie” Summer
Why did the 4th of July feel so rhythmic? Because Shakira and Wyclef Jean created a song that made it physically impossible to stand still… Read More »2006 Archive: The “Hips Don’t Lie” Summer