Why did a family from Calabasas move into our TVs in 2007? Because Ryan Seacrest realized that watching sisters fight over a Bentley was the new American Dream.
Part of the 31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Umbrella” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.