“You know you love me.” I said this to her. She said, “I know I love the fact that you’re finally taking out the trash.”
Part of the 59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2017 Joke: My Wife And I
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The Hearing Aid
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The Secret to 50 Years
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Why is this so relatable?
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
Problem? No, just laughs!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!