2018 Classic: The Bird Box Blindfold
Why Sandra Bullock? For making everyone in 2018 try to walk around their house with a scarf over their eyes, leading to thousands of stubbed… Read More »2018 Classic: The Bird Box Blindfold
2016 Archive: The Echo
I’m “repeating” the same walk. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: The Moonlight Fan
One, but the bulb looks much more beautiful in the blue moonlight. Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer of Pokémon… Read More »2016 Classic: The Moonlight Fan
2015 Legacy: The “Stryker” with a 30mm Cannon
Why the bigger gun? Because the Army realized that “Looking Scary” is 50% of the battle in Eastern Europe. Part of the 34 Military Jokes:… Read More »2015 Legacy: The “Stryker” with a 30mm Cannon
2015 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress
Why Kayley Cuoco? For her voice work in Alvin and the Chipmunks 4 and The Wedding Ringer—the ultimate “paycheck” combo. Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2015 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress
2015 Legacy: The Best Sound Editing
Why did American Sniper win? Because the sound of a silent desert is the most expensive thing you can record in Hollywood. Part of the… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Best Sound Editing
2014 Vintage: The Banana
I’m “peeling” great about the future. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: The Tech-Deck Park Upgrade
Constructing an elaborate finger-skateboard obstacle course using three heavy hardcover manuals and a plastic three-ring binder during quiet reading hour. Part of the 35 School… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Tech-Deck Park Upgrade
2014 Legacy: The “Prayer in C”
Lily Wood & The Prick. 2014 is 40% deep-house remixes of indie songs. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically… Read More »2014 Legacy: The “Prayer in C”
2014 Archive: The GoPro Karma
Why did the lawyer bring a GoPro to a deposition? To catch the witness “sweating in ultra-high definition.” Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Archive: The GoPro Karma