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2018 Classic: The Bird Box Blindfold

Why Sandra Bullock? For making everyone in 2018 try to walk around their house with a scarf over their eyes, leading to thousands of stubbed toes.

Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Snap, Shallow Notes & Quiet Ghouls” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan07/28/2011 05:03Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Beanie_Baby_Collector12/24/2009 20:20This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Burning_CDs10/30/2015 07:23I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Geocities_Neighbor04/21/2005 06:34Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Mean_Girls_Regina05/07/2001 03:24Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball08/18/2008 10:19Deadly funny! Watch out!
@Guestbook_Signer08/31/2014 14:09Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
@YouTube_Beta_User04/01/2001 13:14I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

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