You’d think he was there for the music, but it’s actually much more literal than that. He went to get some spare ribs!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
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What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
I want it that way... the funny way!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
found this via a link. glad i clicked.
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online these days.
i was expecting something else but this was a pleasant surprise!
best joke i’ve heard in months. simple and effective.
the logic here is flawless. if only my life was this simple lol.