2007 Legacy: The Assassin’s Creed Hood

I’ve started walking around with my hood up, trying to “blend in” with crowds. People just think I’m suspicious.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »

She’s at a pool, she’s dancing, and she’s still the queen of the...read more »

I just "learned" how to play the piano because an AI is projecti...read more »

My dad just asked me how to talk to his computer so it would dra...read more »

My nephew just called me a "Skibidi Ohio Rizzler." I’ve never fe...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the PalmPilot, the launch of Hotmai...read more »

Sci-fi, crime, and a lot of tension. 2025 is a "prestige-genre" ...read more »

Step into 2013 – the year of the Frozen takeover, the launch of V...read more »

Step into 2004 – the year when the Nintendo DS changed how we pla...read more »

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of "Girl Power," the tragic loss of Pr...read more »

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

Wall Street officially owns the digital gold now. 2024 is the ye...read more »

A man walked onto the Olympic stage with one hand in his pocket,...read more »

@Myspace_Tom04/06/1996 10:15I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Cast_Away_Wilson12/31/1998 09:53WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Rewritable_CD07/20/2009 23:51I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Better_Off_Dead04/02/2008 07:34I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Hansel_So_Hot01/25/2002 22:32That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.