Why was 2018 a reality check for “Contractors”? Because when a group of Russian “vacationing” mercenaries attacked a U.S. outpost, they learned that “Air Superiority” means you don’t even get to finish your first magazine before an AC-130 joins the chat.
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space Force & Strava Maps” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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