The “No Laws When You’re Drinking Claws” motto gets tested by actual emergency laws.
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Bear Patience
Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Hazy IPA Fatigue
"I want a beer I can actually see through." "Coming right up, gr...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Rare humor found in the deep web.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
3D laughs are the best!
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!