2001 Archive: The MRE “Menu 2001”

Why did they add more hot sauce? To distract the soldiers from the fact that “Country Captain Chicken” was actually a biological weapon in disguise.

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@Net_Neutral_9506/16/1997 08:45This is why we need the internet.

@Seinfeld_George08/09/2004 21:32What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@Cyber_Traveler07/18/2011 16:19Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Futurama_Bender01/18/2008 06:39Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Broadband_Newbie10/29/2003 20:06Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball03/05/2009 02:08Deadly funny! Watch out!

@StoneCold_31603/04/2007 13:07And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Numa_Numa_Guy06/13/1996 21:32Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!