I’m a ghost. I’m just boo-tiful.
Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Classic. Simply classic.