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2019 Vintage: The Technicality

 Why did the lawyer sue the “Leap Second” (again)? Because he felt 2019 was “too short” for his annual billing goals.

Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Seinfeld_Fan_Club11/02/2007 15:56A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Beavis_Butthead11/17/2004 06:09Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Dark_Knight_Joker05/31/2015 20:58Why so serious? Read this joke!
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