2023 Vintage: The Threads Update

My surgeon was late because he was busy posting a 50-part thread about why scalpels are “overrated.” I told him, “Just cut me, don’t tweet me.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

@Linux_Distro_Fan06/28/2008 05:37Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Fresh_Prince_Will04/09/2001 07:41Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.

@Charmed_Ones10/17/2013 11:40The power of three... laughs!

@Animorphs_X02/20/1997 19:21I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Ancient_Aliens_G08/06/2014 03:50I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Evil_Kermit_M08/01/2007 03:59Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Homestar_Runner01/23/2005 03:44That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Mondo_Media_X10/07/2008 14:16Top tier web animation humor!