Why is every husband in 2014 nervous? Because they watched Gone Girl and now every time their wife says “I have a surprise,” they wonder if they need a lawyer or a search party.
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
The Bar Encounter
A classic setup with a punchline that hits home.A beautiful woman...read more »
Q: Why is it so cheap...
Q: Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?
A: Be...read more »
Q: What did the full glass...
Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
A: You look d...read more »
2025 Legacy: The F1 2025 Season
"I'm like Lewis Hamilton in a Ferrari!" "Fast and expensive?" "N...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Nintendo Switch 2 Rumors
"The new console is coming! It’s backwards compatible!" "Great. ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Minecraft Movie Part 2
"I'm mining for diamonds!" "Mine for some motivation to clean th...read more »
The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Red Light, Green Light” Edition
In 2021, adult humor was about the absurdity of value. We spent t...read more »
The First Date Honesty
When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.On ou...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
I am crying... with laughter!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.