2011 Vintage: The Game of Thrones Hype
Why did the boss start saying “Winter is coming”? Because the Q4 budget review was approaching and he wanted to sound dramatic. Part of the… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Game of Thrones Hype
2011 Legacy: The Laptop
I’m “folding” under the pressure of my social feed. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Laptop
2010 Vintage: The Juice
I’m “concentrating” on the perfect crop. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Kamikaze
“To the end of the decade!” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The “Contractor” Security
Why the high pay? Because “Risk” is expensive, but “Insurance” for a mercenary is even higher. Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan… Read More »2009 Vintage: The “Contractor” Security
2009 Classic: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009 Avatar… Read More »2009 Classic: The Ken
2009 Legacy: The Driveway Radar Patrol
Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM sharp, holding a clipboard to track the license plates of any delivery truck… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Driveway Radar Patrol
2009 Legacy: The Where the Wild Things Are
I told her I’m a Wild Thing. She said, “Yeah, a ‘Wild Thing’ that needs a nap and a snack.” Part of the 63 Marriage… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Where the Wild Things Are
2008 Archive: The Doubt Stare-off
Why Meryl Streep and Philip Seymour Hoffman? For a movie that was basically 90 minutes of two legendary actors trying to out-intensify each other in… Read More »2008 Archive: The Doubt Stare-off
2007 Legacy: The Rihanna
“Umbrella” is playing everywhere. I tried to share an umbrella with my wife in the rain. She told me I’m hogging 90% of it and… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Rihanna