Why the high pay? Because “Risk” is expensive, but “Insurance” for a mercenary is even higher.
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge & Predator Politics” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Laughing is as laughing does.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.