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2009 Vintage: The “Contractor” Security

Why the high pay? Because “Risk” is expensive, but “Insurance” for a mercenary is even higher.

Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge & Predator Politics” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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