Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM sharp, holding a clipboard to track the license plates of any delivery truck moving faster than ten miles per hour.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar 3D, FarmVille Frazzles & Touchscreen Battles” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Very nice! Great success!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
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