2009 Legacy: The Where the Wild Things Are

I told her I’m a Wild Thing. She said, “Yeah, a ‘Wild Thing’ that needs a nap and a snack.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »

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@QuickTime_Viewer07/02/2010 13:53Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@ICQ_Classic12/03/1997 09:06That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Kernel_Panic_9802/16/2007 08:41This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Top_List_Winner04/17/2008 17:58Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@WordPress_Fan_0310/11/2004 16:03The best thing since version 1.0!

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat05/02/2002 20:58Heh heh heh. Good one.