2001 Legacy: The Rock (The Mummy Returns)
Why was the Scorpion King so blurry? Because in 2001, we thought CGI was magic, even when it looked like a PlayStation 1 character had… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Rock (The Mummy Returns)
2001 Classic: The Monitor
Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today. Part of the 44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Classic: The Monitor
2001 Legacy: The Harry Potter Movie Hype
Why were we staring at owls? Because the first movie was coming in November, and we were all waiting for our invitation to Hogwarts to… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Harry Potter Movie Hype
2001 Legacy: The California Electricity Crisis
Why were the lights going out? To remind the President that even if you’re the leader of the world, you still have to pay the… Read More »2001 Legacy: The California Electricity Crisis
2000 Classic: Best R&B Song
Why “No Scrubs”? Because it’s the most educational song ever written for dating in the 21st century. Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The 2000… Read More »2000 Classic: Best R&B Song
1999 Legacy: The Clinton-Yeltsin Hotline
Why was it busy in 1999? Mostly to make sure that the “Pristina Airport” thing didn’t turn into a “Nuclear Winter” thing over a parking… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Clinton-Yeltsin Hotline
1997 Archive: The Rammstein “Sehnsucht” Breakout
Why the fire? For the German band that proved you don’t need to understand a single word of lyrics as long as the guitars are… Read More »1997 Archive: The Rammstein “Sehnsucht” Breakout
1996 Archive: The Trainspotting Reality
Why Ewan McGregor? For making a dive into the “Worst Toilet in Scotland” look like a career-defining move that made every American actor feel too… Read More »1996 Archive: The Trainspotting Reality
1996 Archive: The Power Suit
Why did 90s suits have giant shoulder pads? To support the weight of all those “unforeseen expenses.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Archive: The Power Suit
1996 Vintage: The Soap
I’m a cleaner. I’m just washing my hands of it. Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified