1999 Legacy: The Clinton-Yeltsin Hotline

Why was it busy in 1999? Mostly to make sure that the “Pristina Airport” thing didn’t turn into a “Nuclear Winter” thing over a parking dispute.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Pager_Guy12/11/2000 14:20Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Net_Addict_200001/17/2001 21:49My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Pi_Mathematics08/03/2002 03:30Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Beanie_Campbell04/26/2013 19:48True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@Epic_Fail_Guy04/17/2001 16:49This joke is an Epic Win!