Why Ewan McGregor? For making a dive into the “Worst Toilet in Scotland” look like a career-defining move that made every American actor feel too clean.
Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1996 “Show Me The Money, Aliens & Accents” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!