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2001 Legacy: The Rock (The Mummy Returns)

 Why was the Scorpion King so blurry? Because in 2001, we thought CGI was magic, even when it looked like a PlayStation 1 character had a bad day.

Part of the 39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2001 “Low-Rise & Magic Wands” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Sysop11/09/1998 17:47Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Encarta_Explorer05/27/2005 04:14I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Alt_Vista_Searcher10/07/2012 20:17I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Macarena_Dancer03/10/2003 11:32Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@Memento_Guy12/02/1995 21:34Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Tina_Eat_Food07/08/2011 16:26Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@First_World_P10/24/2008 19:38My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Technorati_Tag06/09/2008 16:43Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Charlie_Unicorn01/20/2011 03:15We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Wall_Post_Hero09/14/2013 04:21Posting this to my own wall right now!

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