I’m a cleaner. I’m just washing my hands of it.
Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
But you have heard of this joke!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
Heh heh heh. Good one.
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!