2006 Classic: The Exit
“See you next week. Don’t forget to ‘Poke’ me on Facebook.” Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition archive.… Read More »2006 Classic: The Exit
2006 Legacy: The “Me & U” Cassie
The most minimalist R&B beat of the year, and it’s stuck in my head like glue. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social… Read More »2006 Legacy: The “Me & U” Cassie
2005 Vintage: The Pussycat Dolls Fan
“Don’t cha wish your light bulb was hot like me?” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube Revolution archive. Historically Verified
2005 Vintage: The Moon
I’m “phasing” out my old habits. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Legacy: The “Boulevard of Broken Dreams” (Still)
I’m still walking alone. My shadow is still the only one that walks beside me. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2005 Digital Explosion… Read More »2005 Legacy: The “Boulevard of Broken Dreams” (Still)
2005 Classic: The Scared Road
Why was the gravel so stressed? People kept “paving” over its feelings. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 “Tube-ular” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2005 Classic: The Scared Road
2004 Legacy: The Humvee Transmission
Why did it keep failing? Because it wasn’t designed to carry two tons of dospawany (welded) steel and a crew of five very sweaty soldiers.… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Humvee Transmission
2003 Legacy: The Gigli Sweep
Why did Gigli win 6 Razzies? Because it’s the only movie in history that makes a 2-hour root canal feel like a fast-paced action thriller. Part of… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Gigli Sweep
2002 Legacy: Austin Powers in Goldmember
Why did the uncle keep saying “I love gooooold”? Because Beyoncé and Mike Myers made “schmoke and a pancake” the official language of 2002. Part… Read More »2002 Legacy: Austin Powers in Goldmember
2002 Archive: Christina Aguilera’s “Dirrty” Era
Why did Grandma look so shocked at the music video? Because “Xtina” was a long way away from the “Genie in a Bottle” we all… Read More »2002 Archive: Christina Aguilera’s “Dirrty” Era