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2004 Legacy: The Humvee Transmission

Why did it keep failing? Because it wasn’t designed to carry two tons of dospawany (welded) steel and a crew of five very sweaty soldiers.

Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2004 “Hillbilly Armor & Urban Grinder” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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