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2003 Legacy: The Gigli Sweep

 Why did Gigli win 6 Razzies? Because it’s the only movie in history that makes a 2-hour root canal feel like a fast-paced action thriller.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer & Cat in the Hat” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Duke_Nukem_Fan05/27/2011 11:56I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@Dreamcast_Gamer04/11/2000 19:20Thinking is definitely funny today.
@Gopher_Explorer09/21/2003 03:21Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Shrek_Ogrelord07/30/2004 13:06Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Cheers_Norm09/24/2007 13:05Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Firewire_Fan03/07/2007 13:22Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Cow_And_Chicken10/06/2000 14:23Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Overly_Attached12/17/2006 18:12I’m watching you... read this joke!
@Bad_Luck_Brian09/01/1997 06:21Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@One_Does_Not_S11/21/2003 07:35One does not simply read one joke.

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