Why was the gravel so stressed? People kept “paving” over its feelings.
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Found a real treasure with this one.
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Letting this joke through the port.
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!