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2006 Classic: The Exit

“See you next week. Don’t forget to ‘Poke’ me on Facebook.”

Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_Search10/19/1998 15:01Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Sum41_Skater06/18/1995 05:06In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Dirty_Dancing_F09/05/2005 10:02Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
@Weird_Science_G03/31/1998 23:32We created a monster... of a joke!
@Toolbar_Hater03/27/2008 03:18My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
@Lag_Victim_0103/09/2006 21:22I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Dark_Web_Joker03/24/2013 01:24Found this on the deep end of the net.

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