2002 Legacy: Austin Powers in Goldmember

Why did the uncle keep saying “I love gooooold”? Because Beyoncé and Mike Myers made “schmoke and a pancake” the official language of 2002.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was everyone playing tennis in the snow? Because Zendaya mad...read more »

In 2004, Christmas was all about being "fetch," even if Gretchen ...read more »

Why is everything so "blocky"? Because Jack Black and Jason Momo...read more »

Why was the dinner blessing written by a bot? Because in 2025, w...read more »

In 1997, Christmas was a high-stakes survival game. You were eith...read more »

Why was the son sitting staring at the back of a chair for 10 ho...read more »

In 2019, Christmas was "inevitable." We were all saying "I love y...read more »

Why was the Christmas pageant so awkward? Because the kids decid...read more »

Why are there three versions of the same gift? Because the trilo...read more »

Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist? It was feeling...read more »

Why are we watching a red screen? Because the first colonists on...read more »

In 2015, Christmas was a return to the stars. We were all arguing...read more »

In 2021, Christmas was a "Hybrid" experience. We were halfway out...read more »

Why was there a riot at the stocking station? Because the "Switc...read more »

@Toy_Story_Buzz12/11/1997 18:48To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@South_Park_Cartman12/26/1995 20:32Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Terminator_2_Fan09/18/2007 04:35Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Silicon_Valley_Fan04/10/2004 08:23This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Donnie_Darko_8812/17/2000 22:06Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Marquee_Text_Fan09/07/2008 04:16<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Frag_Master_9907/07/2015 23:03Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

@Captain_Obvious08/05/2015 03:30This is a comment on a funny joke.