Why were we staring at owls? Because the first movie was coming in November, and we were all waiting for our invitation to Hogwarts to arrive via the local pigeon.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
I’ll be back... to read this again.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.