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1996 Archive: The Power Suit

 Why did 90s suits have giant shoulder pads? To support the weight of all those “unforeseen expenses.”

Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@N64_GoldenEye01/16/2011 03:33Better than a headshot in Complex!
@MP3_Encoder06/09/2002 20:40128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Judge_Dredd_Law03/30/2015 04:23I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Grumpy_Cat_Real11/10/2015 13:28I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Hi5_Pro_User10/25/2003 12:23High five for this joke!
@LonelyGirl15_F05/22/2008 04:48Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

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