My doctor tried to check my heart by having me hold my phone to my chest. He said, “I don’t hear a heartbeat, but I do hear a Taylor Swift song.”
Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Exercise
"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Psychiatrist
"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Deepfake Physical
I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »
The Weight Loss Secret
A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »
2025 Archive: The Ear Exam
"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition
In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »
The Surgeon's Nap
Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Hospital Food
A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pager
My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »
The Co-Pay Surprise
Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Nurse
"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.