2009 Classic: The Ken

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

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@Hanson_Fan_9711/08/2000 05:06Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Zoolander_Derek06/23/1995 13:12What is this? A joke for ants?

@Dexter_Lab_Fan03/31/1998 22:09Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!

@Champ_Kind_Wham04/09/2003 09:54WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

@Star_Wars_Kid06/25/1997 23:09I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Nyan_Cat_Space02/26/2007 17:10Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Tuenti_Specialist06/28/1995 15:29A classic from the Spanish web too!

@Hat_Tip_Sir01/13/2003 17:55M’lady... this joke is superb.

@Dark_Web_Joker08/18/2013 15:09Found this on the deep end of the net.