2017 Classic: The Banana

I’m “peeling” great about my crypto-wallet.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 2022, we were all "searching" for the right words. While the w...read more »

I’m "flexible."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "milking" the future for all it's worth.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m "grating" on the AI’s circuits.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

I’m "blooming" in the spotlight.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I tried to reload my personality in 2025, but I was already "up-...read more »

I’m "breath-taking" in 16K.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

I’m "clicking" with the 6G network.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "sharing" my consciousness.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

2013 was the year of the "earworm." Whether you were trying to "L...read more »

@South_Park_Cartman12/26/1995 20:12Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter06/25/1999 04:18The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@SouthPark_Stan04/18/2001 00:59Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Dark_Knight_Joker04/27/2000 01:58Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Trainspotting_Rent06/05/2003 02:10Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Hey_Arnold_Fan08/06/2003 22:26Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Loituma_Girl12/11/2008 10:29Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Flash_Intro_Hater05/18/2001 12:06Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@Slashdot_Effect05/17/2012 09:08We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!