Why was her contract so expensive? Because in 1995, being Michael’s sister and having your own hits cost more than the entire NASA budget.
Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2025 “Space Daisies & Secret Rings” Edition
In 2025, the boundary between Earth and orbit finally cracked, Ke...read more »
2025 Classic: Prince Andrew’s Headlines
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2024 Classic: Shōgun
Why were we all learning Japanese? Because in 2024, Lord Toranag...read more »
2024 Legacy: Sabrina Carpenter (Espresso)
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2025 Vintage: The "6-7" Meme
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35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Breaking The Internet” Edition
In 2014, we were all freezing for a cause, watching a selfie take...read more »
2024 Classic: Alien
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2025 Legacy: Sydney Sweeney’s Oscar Campaign
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36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Weddings & Horcruxes” Edition
In 2011, we said goodbye to a boy wizard, hello to a game of thro...read more »
2025 Classic: Gisele Bündchen
Why was she "busy living life" in 2025? Because she welcomed a n...read more »
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In 2015, the world divided into two camps because of a single dre...read more »
The Michael Jackson Mystery
Michael Jackson visits an elementary school. He walks into a clas...read more »
38 Celebrity Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Glitters” Edition
In 1998, the world was obsessed with asteroids hitting Earth, a b...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Laughing is as laughing does.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.