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1995 Archive: Janet Jackson

 Why was her contract so expensive? Because in 1995, being Michael’s sister and having your own hits cost more than the entire NASA budget.

Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Jurassic_Park_Fan01/27/2015 16:03Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@Forrest_Gump_Running12/20/2014 19:31Laughing is as laughing does.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam02/11/1995 22:49I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Linkin_Park_Fan06/14/1996 05:42In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Cow_And_Chicken09/09/2004 08:47Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Yugioh_Duelist03/30/1996 04:52You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Success_Kid_Win08/27/2000 19:22Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

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