Why Tom Cruise? For The Mummy, where his primary acting choice was “running away from sand while looking confused.”
Part of the 33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2017 “Emoji Movie, Mummies & Darker Shades” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition
In 2013, the 34th Razzie Awards hit a goldmine of bad taste. It w...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2024 “Madame Web, Joker’s Duet & Borderlands” Edition
In 2024, the 45th Razzie Awards feasted on a catastrophic year fo...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Elio" Delay
Why was it hit? For being a Pixar movie that was delayed so long...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2025 “Snow White, Minecraft & Disney Blues” Edition
In 2025, the 46th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where "live-act...read more »
2024 Archive: Dakota’s Honesty
Why did Dakota Johnson win Worst Actress? For giving a performan...read more »
2025 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple
Why Rachel Zegler and the Seven CGI Dudes? Because the chemistry...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition
In 1997, the 18th Razzie Awards faced a monumental task: choosing...read more »
2025 Classic: Worst Actor
Why Jack Black? For A Minecraft Movie, where his acting was as f...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1999 “Jar Jar, Spiders & Big Daddy” Edition
In 1999, the 20th Razzie Awards celebrated the end of the millenn...read more »
39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2007 “I Know Who Killed My Career & Norbit’s Nightmares” Edition
In 2007, the 28th Razzie Awards witnessed a double-threat of cine...read more »
😜 More from category: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: Coppola’s Megalo-Mess
Why did Francis Ford Coppola win Worst Director? For Megalopolis...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
Why A Minecraft Movie? For a script that felt like it was genera...read more »
2023 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
Why Kim Cattrall for About My Father? For making everyone wish s...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2012 “Twilight’s End, Battleship & Sandler’s Solo” Edition
In 2012, the 33rd Razzie Awards finally got their revenge on the ...read more »
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