2021 Legacy: The Free Guy

A guy walks in and says, “Don’t have a good day, have a great day!” The bartender says, “You’re a background character, sit down.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

A woman walks in with a bouquet of flowers and a complicated rel...read more »

A guy says the bar's name three times. Nothing happens. He looks...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

@AOL_Instant_Msg03/11/2000 02:45I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Burning_CDs10/27/2010 14:26I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Pirates_Jack_S02/28/2003 12:19But you have heard of this joke!

@Gnutella_User05/07/2004 11:58Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Wrestling_Nut12/01/1995 04:07Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo08/24/2004 01:43Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Party_On_Garth07/10/2009 18:04I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Net_Neutrality09/04/2010 14:38Equality for all jokes!