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A guy says the bar’s name three times. Nothing happens. He looks disappointed.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Every guy over 40 is now wearing a mustache and a cardigan.Part ...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

"Light it up like a rocket to the moon."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

@AOL_Instant_Msg01/24/2013 06:38I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Beverly_Hills_9021010/30/1997 18:54The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Incredibles_Dash01/22/1998 02:13That was super fast and super funny!

@Dark_Knight_Joker09/09/2011 18:43Why so serious? Read this joke!

@DVD_Rom_King08/18/2009 15:41More capacity for humor on this site!

@Hattori_Hanzo_S11/03/1997 22:43I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Step_Brothers_B07/19/2014 16:08Did we just become best friends? Yup!