Two wheels and a lot of exhaustion.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
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The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
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my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
classic human humor. zero ai, zero nonsense.
shared this in our family chat. my grandma actually loved it!