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The Cruise Ship

Vacations are better when you have a good story to tell.

My mother-in-law went on a Caribbean cruise. The boat hit an iceberg. The iceberg melted immediately from the sheer force of her glare.

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

STEVE: My Mother-in-law went to the...
STEVE: My Mother-in-law went to the Caribbean. FRED: Jamaica? STE...read more »
A young wife came home one...
A young wife came home one day and found her mother standing in a...read more »
Do you know, my mother-in-law has...
Do you know, my mother-in-law has vanished, just disappeared from...read more »
The Skeleton Key
Unlock the humor in everyday household mysteries.My mother-in-law...read more »
First man “I took my dog...
First man “I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mothe...read more »
59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Slap” Edition
In 2022, we were all obsessed with finding five-letter words and ...read more »
59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Guitar Hero” Edition
In 2005, the phrase "Broadcast Yourself" became a reality, and we...read more »
Last week my wife and I...
Last week my wife and I went to buy a car and the salesman asked ...read more »
1997 Joke: My Dog Bit My
My dog bit my mother-in-law. My neighbor asked, “Are you going to...read more »
1997 Joke: I Took My Mother-In-Law
I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud’s wax museum and we wen...read more »

😜 More from category: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A constantly nagged and harried husband...
A constantly nagged and harried husband decided to buy his mother...read more »
55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2021 “NFT & Metaverse” Edition
In 2021, we were all trying to figure out what a "Metaverse" was ...read more »
The Recipe Critic
My mother-in-law loves to give me her “famous” recipes. Last week...read more »
Definition of mixed emotions. Seeing your...
Definition of mixed emotions. Seeing your mother-in-law drive ove...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Glitch09/10/2015 11:21There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@Ebay_Sniper07/22/2001 07:40Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Home_Alone_Kevin08/14/2009 08:59Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@BBS_Sysop05/02/2003 19:42Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules05/01/2000 16:05Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Pirates_Jack_S07/28/1998 04:28But you have heard of this joke!
@Noob_Slayer_X11/28/2003 18:09Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Not_Bad_Obama01/08/2008 07:09Not bad. Not bad at all.
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost07/16/1999 12:32Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
@Web_2_0_Fan09/20/2009 18:03This is the future of humor!

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