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2005 Classic: The Cellular Waistband Security

Keeping a medium-sized mobile telephone locked inside a rigid, leather pouch clipped to a braided belt, positioned exactly next to a plastic container of peppermint drops.

Part of the 36 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch, MP3 Invisibility & Flat Screen Skepticism” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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