What’s the first thing a blonde…

What’s the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Walks home.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde went to the gym for the first time. The trainer asked "W...read more »

A young and beautiful blonde woman in New York was so depressed t...read more »

Welcome to 2000 – the new millennium, the year of the Nokia 3310 ...read more »

What do you call a blonde with a map? Lost.read more »

A blonde cut a hole in her umbrella so she could see when it stop...read more »

A blonde put her keys in the blender because she wanted to make a...read more »

A blonde was asked to spell "Mississippi." She said "M-I-S-S-I-S-...read more »

A blonde wore sunglasses at night because she heard it was going ...read more »

Welcome to 2005 – the year YouTube was born and the first video w...read more »

A blonde kept a picture of her husband in the car so she could re...read more »

A blonde walked into a shoe store and asked for a pair of alligat...read more »

How do you know if a blonde has been using your phone? There are ...read more »

Step into 2008 – the legendary year of the App Store’s birth, the...read more »

Welcome to 2013 – the year of the "Selfie" (the official word of ...read more »

@DVD_Collector05/19/2005 09:31Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Beverly_Hills_9021006/30/2010 08:39The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Neo_The_One12/31/2007 21:51I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan12/25/2014 01:23Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Grumpy_Cat_Real07/26/2006 04:36I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Epic_Fail_Guy08/16/1996 08:59This joke is an Epic Win!