2005 Vintage: The “Joint” Intelligence Failures

Why “Joint”? Because it’s easier to share the blame than to share the glory.

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@Zip_Drive_Owner04/24/2001 16:32Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Gladiator_Maximus07/05/2005 07:42Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@Keyboard_Warrior08/29/1997 21:56F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Tank_Operator06/11/2002 02:43Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Leave_Britney_A01/05/2001 16:47Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@CounterStrike_Pro04/08/2003 19:30Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

@Railgun_Sniper05/09/2008 09:29I saw that laugh coming from across the map.