It’s a phenomenon every athlete knows. It’s because all of the fans left! The atmosphere literally changes when the crowd goes home.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
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A: One is ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
The history of humor in one post.
happiness is definitely not having to set an alarm. period.
this describes my entire career in 3 sentences. sad but true.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
shared this in our family group chat. my grandma loved it!
who writes these?? they are so creative in their stupidity lol.