2024 Archive: The “Stealth” Trump Supporters
Why didn’t they talk to pollsters? Because they were too busy “Doing the Math” at the grocery store. Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes: The… Read More »2024 Archive: The “Stealth” Trump Supporters
2024 Vintage: The “Baltic Jam”
Why were pilots over Poland confused in 2024? Because Russia’s “Electronic Warfare” was so loud that GPS thought everyone was in the middle of a… Read More »2024 Vintage: The “Baltic Jam”
2023 Archive: The “Flowers” Miley Cyrus
Why were the moms so independent? Because Miley told them they could “buy themselves flowers” and “hold their own hands,” which translated to “buy your… Read More »2023 Archive: The “Flowers” Miley Cyrus
2023 Legacy: The Napolean
I told her I’m a great conqueror. She said, “You can’t even conquer the mountain of laundry in the guest room.” Part of the 56… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Napolean
2022 Vintage: The Queen’s Platinum Jubilee & Passing
Why was London so crowded? Because 2022 marked the end of an 70-year era, leaving us all wondering who was going to be on the… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Queen’s Platinum Jubilee & Passing
2022 Classic: The Memory
“Doctor, I forgot how to use a tie.” “That’s okay, I forgot how to use a stethoscope for a week.” Part of the 57 Doctor… Read More »2022 Classic: The Memory
2021 Archive: The Tab
I’m “keeping” a tab on the gas prices. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Archive: The 2020 Icon
One, but they do it while checking their ‘Houseparty’ notifications and realizing they’ve been in the dark for three days. Part of the 56 Light… Read More »2020 Archive: The 2020 Icon
2020 Legacy: The “Dakiti” Bad Bunny
Jhay Cortez and the bunny. 2020 is the year Reggaeton went fully “intergalactic.” Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically… Read More »2020 Legacy: The “Dakiti” Bad Bunny
2019 Vintage: The Duck
I’m “quacking” up at the memes. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified