I’m “weaving” through traffic for a Zubat.
Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
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Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?